coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

jesuschristvevo:

£ the alarm

i find myself at 1am with thoughts
that make my bones ache.
― e.f.b. (via somniloquencee)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore