When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
― Roald Dahl, Boy: Tales of Childhood  (via whitenes-s)

injured-fallen-angel:

snoipahkat:

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

this is funny but also all kinds of fucked up

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

  • Boy: you want to watch a movie and order pizza
  • Y'all: marry him
  • 1nd2rd3st:

    ridge:

    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

    750,324 people whose mama taught them right

    copyrlght:

    when you try your best

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    but you dont succeed

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    mormondad:

    getting a boner before marriage is a sin