When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
― Roald Dahl, Boy: Tales of Childhood  (via whitenes-s)



once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

this is funny but also all kinds of fucked up

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

  • Boy: you want to watch a movie and order pizza
  • Y'all: marry him
  • 1nd2rd3st:


    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

    750,324 people whose mama taught them right


    when you try your best


    but you dont succeed



    getting a boner before marriage is a sin